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| Brian |
Posted - 07/10/2006 : 22:55:06
NO ONE, BUT NO ONE is going to deprive me of my 'trips'!
TOOTLE TOURS |
| 20 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Brian |
Posted - 29/09/2008 : 19:14:42
We were 'demobbed' at 23.59 hours on Sunday....I'm still sneezing, but it's not a high price to pay for the £3.12s 6d we were given for attending. Trek was complaining her right arm was aching and would most probably make it impossible to get a 'hole in one'...as if!
Do you realise we've saved the health service several pounds?..flu jabs will not be given to old people willy-nilly this year because of it - they will get vouchers for antracite instead (really useful if you've central heating )
Anyway you should all feel normal by Wednesday...eager for another trip?
NEEDLELESS TOOTLE |
| Carole R. |
Posted - 29/09/2008 : 18:27:22
So...Was the mission accomplished?
Or, Are we all still in Intensive Care?? 
Agent~54321. |
| dave d |
Posted - 27/09/2008 : 09:46:56
i think a call to international rescue may be needed
FAB
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| Brian |
Posted - 27/09/2008 : 08:29:26
It's 8.30am and we had a comfortable night bunking in hut number 9...however I've just noticed Trek looks exceptionally green - in fact exceptionally LIME green. It's a colour that suits her and will look smashing against a yellow Reliant. Pen seems to have needles protruding from her bottom half, which most probably accounts for the fact she's standing up. Dave's leather trousers seem to have spots on them, but it could be the light as we've only a 25w bulb. I havent checked the others out yet, but this jaunt is turning out to be very interesting and not to be sneezed at..er, which brings me to my problem
AGENT 6345789 |
| Carole R. |
Posted - 27/09/2008 : 00:35:13
quote:
Originally posted by treking
I've just been given 30 pills to swallow...not sure about this.
I could end up with spots, green hair, a limp, warts, a twitch...who knows.....
Trek
Also known as Carole.
So you don't think they'll make much difference to you then, Trek!... 
I'm looking forward to it... 
I like living 'on the edge' (of a nervous breakdown)... 
Oooooer, a man in a gasmask and boiler suit is heading my way, Clutching a massive needle!...
Agent 54321....The Experiments start here... |
| treking |
Posted - 26/09/2008 : 23:09:04
I've just been given 30 pills to swallow...not sure about this.
I could end up with spots, green hair, a limp, warts, a twitch...who knows.....
Trek
Also known as Carole. |
| Brian |
Posted - 26/09/2008 : 20:15:33
Right - we're here. Funny Stonehenge looks 'unfinished' don't you think?
Anyway , down to business. Gas masks , plastic leggings, a balaclava and two pegs for your nose will be issued from hut 29. We then will be driven to Porton Down and be given various 'virus's' to test.
You see - we are human guinea-pigs this weekend ...testing for the nation Please inform the doctor if you have any unusual 'habits' or 'medical conditions' that could invalidate your appearance. *WARNING*! - certain proceedures could make your hair go straight, but 85% of people 'on test' won't lose any ...the others will be taught how to 'comb-over' like Robert Robinson.
THIS IS MOST PROBABLY OUR MOST IMPORTANT 'TRIP' TO DATE - WE ARE DOING THIS FOR BENEFIT OF MANKIND...and giving the monkeys & rats a well deserved night off.
Please use your code name at all times - thank you.
6345789 |
| Brian |
Posted - 25/09/2008 : 19:19:06
quote:
Originally posted by Carole R.
"psssst..."There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover"...
Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink, Say n'more
The Spy Who Just Came In From The Cold xx
You will now NOT be able to use the 'code name' VERA LYNN
Remember - careless words etc. For the time being you'll be known as :- 5-4-3-2-1 IT'S THE WOMANFREDS.
6345789 |
| Carole R. |
Posted - 25/09/2008 : 12:49:12
"psssst..."There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover"...
Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink, Say n'more
The Spy Who Just Came In From The Cold xx |
| treking |
Posted - 25/09/2008 : 10:16:43
I just knew I wouldn't get a new car out of this!
I'll bring the flask of tea..shaken not stirred and the tinned spam sarnies..agents get hungry..
***** Galore.. I see MI5 are sensoring their agents again
Trek
Also known as Carole. |
| Brian |
Posted - 25/09/2008 : 08:10:25
quote:
Originally posted by treking
I hope I get an Aston Martin...I can't be an undercover agent in a Reliant Robin
Trek
Also known as Carole.
This is EXACTLY what you can be! Who would expect an undercover agent in a Reliant?...BRILLIANT
With that, Dave with a sidecar attachment and someone on an orse & cart, they will not suspect a thing.
'T' |
| treking |
Posted - 24/09/2008 : 22:49:27
I hope I get an Aston Martin...I can't be an undercover agent in a Reliant Robin
Trek
Also known as Carole. |
| dave d |
Posted - 24/09/2008 : 22:42:59
i shall be dusting off the dinner suit and aston martin
OHMSS 006.5 liscenced to thrill
anyone wanna be Miss Muddy Penny?
Q M
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| Motown Diva |
Posted - 24/09/2008 : 21:48:26
Dot-dot-dash-dot-full stop- dash- dit-dit.
..Oh and Y does it have 2 B Algebra- I always think of it as ''Old yer bra'!
...which I suppose if we're goin' undercover, may be a wise thing to do given the circumstances...
Agent Powers/Power Agent
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| Brian |
Posted - 24/09/2008 : 21:42:46
Dear 'Power Agent' (that'll confuse 'em! - EM)
Yes, we will need Morse Code, and possibly something else by Colin Dexter Algebra will also be useful.
Just to get you going - dot,dot,dash, dot and y-v=ab
WHITEHALL 1212
On behalf of TOOTLE |
| Motown Diva |
Posted - 24/09/2008 : 21:24:30
Well that's gone and 'blown' your cover then ain't it?!
As it is a 'secret' mission/adventure, does that mean we will be 'undercover' all the time?...AND.....are we gonna have to learn Morse Code to ensure we can send and receive messages without giving the game away? 
...awaiting further commands
Agent Powers
xXx |
| Brian |
Posted - 24/09/2008 : 08:34:53
quote:
Originally posted by Berthavenation
I knew you didn't choose those numbers at random, Toot! Found the song by Wilson Pickett, Tina Turner also did a very good job with it.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/kyku65 or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF_5p947-go
for Tina:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCD5IDi0HQ8
You are NOT supposed to disclose my identity!
BEECHWOOD 45789
(TOOTLE IN DISGUISE - WITH GLASSES)
Frans
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| Berthavenation |
Posted - 23/09/2008 : 22:05:07
I knew you didn't choose those numbers at random, Toot! Found the song by Wilson Pickett, Tina Turner also did a very good job with it.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/kyku65 or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF_5p947-go
for Tina:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCD5IDi0HQ8
Frans |
| Carole R. |
Posted - 23/09/2008 : 21:03:33
More medals?...to add to my Olympic ones!...
Very soon I'll have enough medals to open a Medal Museum.
So, its all very hush hush and hows yer father, is it?..
I'm all agog and intrigued.
Have we got a secret sentence like wot Spies usually have to identify one another?
Something like saying "There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover'
Which has to be answered with the sentence "Not if the blackbirds get there first"...
It is when, and only when, this 'conversation' has taken place, that we can be certain that we are all Spies...
As long as one of us doesn't bump into Dame Vera Lynn.. all should go well.
I'm waiting on further Orders...
PEN xx
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| Brian |
Posted - 23/09/2008 : 19:37:47
Clearance came through at half past five.
This weekend we are off on a top secret trip in conjunction with MI5.
We will meet at the main entrance to Stonehenge at 18.30 hours on Friday, and will be taken immediately to a nisson hut on the plain for a 'briefing'. Once we've got our briefs on we will be asked to sign the official secrets act and give out our Nectar card details.
Code names will be allocated, we will be issued with a gas-mask and two suicide pills*
*only to be taken in case of emergencies - with water.
I'm afraid I cannot disclose the nature of the trip at this time - but all will be revealed in due course...all I CAN say - it's very important for the safety of our country, and we could get medals.
6345789 TOOTLE |
