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| Carole R. |
Posted - 31/10/2006 : 14:07:04
Mark Twain:
'Don't read medical books. You could die of a misprint'....
Bob Hope;
'Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle'..
George Burns;
'I got nervous when I was asked to play God..We're both around the same age, but grew up in different neighbourhoods'...
Got any? 
Cxx |
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| TMAK |
Posted - 02/01/2008 : 22:41:56
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath. I think it's printed on the bottom." -- 3 year old son, when his mother asked how his father knew the genders of four new baby kittens
TMak |
| Lindakron |
Posted - 15/12/2007 : 22:42:12
quote:
Originally posted by TMAK
I can just hear it now..
Britney: "Under what?"
TMak
You mean "under-wear?"
Linda |
| TMAK |
Posted - 14/12/2007 : 23:37:33
I can just hear it now..
Britney: "Under what?"
TMak |
| Carole R. |
Posted - 14/12/2007 : 23:27:16
quote:
Originally posted by TMAK
"Where the hell is Australia anyway?" - Britney Spears
TMak
For Goodness sake.... We ALL know its 'Down Under'..
Cxx |
| TMAK |
Posted - 14/12/2007 : 23:02:19
"Where the hell is Australia anyway?" - Britney Spears
TMak |
| Lindakron |
Posted - 29/10/2007 : 02:00:26
Matt Groening wrote a brilliant book (comic book) called, "school is hell". It's my bible, I quote from it on a regular basis.
Linda |
| TMAK |
Posted - 29/10/2007 : 01:55:58
"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening, from "Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk" In Life In Hell
TMak |
| Carole R. |
Posted - 13/10/2007 : 23:16:10
quote:
Originally posted by TMAK
"There's something about me that makes a lot of people want to throw up."
- Pat Boone
TMak
LOL!...What a Pearler!...
Aww, I used to like Pat Boone.
...and I can't remember throwing up alot.
Just now and again....
Carole xx |
| TMAK |
Posted - 13/10/2007 : 03:49:14
"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter"
- Marlene Dietrich
TMak |
| TMAK |
Posted - 09/10/2007 : 23:15:18
"There's something about me that makes a lot of people want to throw up."
- Pat Boone
TMak |
| Carole R. |
Posted - 08/10/2007 : 23:29:18
quote:
Originally posted by TMAK
"If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning!"
TMak
LOL!...Like it, T!...
The Horrible Warning. |
| TMAK |
Posted - 08/10/2007 : 23:26:12
"The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?" - Eugene Kennedy
TMak |
| TMAK |
Posted - 06/10/2007 : 03:33:16
"If you planted hope today in any hopeless heart,
If someone's burden was lighter because you did your part,
If tonight your name is mentioned when someone kneels to pray,
Then your day was well spent."
TMak |
| TMAK |
Posted - 06/10/2007 : 03:28:17
"If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning!"
TMak |
| TMAK |
Posted - 24/09/2007 : 23:46:12
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
Anais Nin
TMak |
| Carole R. |
Posted - 10/08/2007 : 00:01:04
"Growing Old is inevitable,
Growing Up is optional."
Taken from a very wise fridge magnet.
Carole xx
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| Carole R. |
Posted - 31/07/2007 : 08:35:14
"After a nuclear holocaust, all that will be left, are cockroaches and Cher". ..Jimmy James -U.S Comedian.
Carole xx |
| Carole R. |
Posted - 28/07/2007 : 22:37:52
Whats Money?
' A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night, and in between does what he wants to do'...
Bob Dylan. |
| TMAK |
Posted - 28/07/2007 : 00:02:12
"Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation." ~ Walter Winchell
TMak |
| TMAK |
Posted - 27/07/2007 : 23:44:55
"Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world." ~ Bette Midler
TMak |
