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Janie
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/08/2007 :  23:30:54  Show Profile Send Janie a Private Message
Here's a laugh for you all. I was sitting here in my den about half an hour ago (11 pm), typing away as you do and the phone rang. Strange thinks I, that's my husband's mobile number and he's just gone to bed .

A little voice down the phone says 'Jane, HELP, I'm locked in the bedroom!'

Well, a girl has to do what a girl has to do. Did I shoulder charge the door? Did I rip the architrave to bits? No, I took off the handle and wiggled the inner lock and hey presto......I no longer have a captive husband .

btw the windows were locked and he didn't have a window key in the room with him....just as well I'm a handy little person, ain't it?

Janie x53

Sara
Higher and Higher



United Kingdom
9401 Posts

Posted - 07/08/2007 :  23:37:18  Show Profile Send Sara a Private Message
LMAO! How did he manage to get locked in?!
Well done you!

Sara x
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher



United Kingdom
13792 Posts

Posted - 07/08/2007 :  23:41:34  Show Profile Send Carole R. a Private Message
You could always have delivered some bread and water, in the morning!..

Bob the Builder watch out!... Janie The Joiner's about...

Carole xx
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Janie
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United Kingdom
8288 Posts

Posted - 07/08/2007 :  23:41:44  Show Profile Send Janie a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Sara

LMAO! How did he manage to get locked in?!
Well done you!

Sara x



For some reason the inner bit of the lock had moved such that the catch wouldn't fully retract!! What a hoot

Janie x53
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Lindakron
Sweet Inspiration



Canada
2740 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2007 :  01:40:44  Show Profile  Send Lindakron a Yahoo! Message Send Lindakron a Private Message
That's hilarious Janie!!! Richard doesn't usually have his cell phone in the bathroom, but he's been known to take along his laptop. I'd probably get an email instead of a phone call. Congratulations on your new-found superpowers, I am quite impressed. And amused.

Linda
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Brian
Sweet Inspiration



United Kingdom
2669 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2007 :  08:46:33  Show Profile Send Brian a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Janie

quote:
Originally posted by Sara

LMAO! How did he manage to get locked in?!
Well done you!

Sara x



For some reason the inner bit of the lock had moved such that the catch wouldn't fully retract!! What a hoot

Janie x53

A word of advice Jane - DON'T trust him with the key to your chastity belt!

W D 40

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Littlebylittle
Wishing And Hoping

United Kingdom
453 Posts

Posted - 08/08/2007 :  09:55:39  Show Profile Send Littlebylittle a Private Message
I'm impressed! I'll call on you next time I have an emergency.
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Vera
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/08/2007 :  10:37:42  Show Profile  Click to see Vera's MSN Messenger address Send Vera a Private Message
lol good one Brian!

And Janie - what a story! You didn't take and pictures of the whole incident by any chance!!

V x
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Janie
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United Kingdom
8288 Posts

Posted - 11/08/2007 :  13:00:06  Show Profile Send Janie a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Vera

lol good one Brian!

And Janie - what a story! You didn't take and pictures of the whole incident by any chance!!

V x



Regrettably no pictures Vera!

I also hate to have to report that the notion of a key to my chastity belt is entirely irrelevant, Brian. The ENTIRE mechanism; lock, stock and barrel () completely rusted up many, many moons ago . Ah well, it comes to us all I suppose .

Janie x53
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Mark
Sweet Inspiration



United Kingdom
3102 Posts

Posted - 11/08/2007 :  17:31:46  Show Profile Send Mark a Private Message
LOL again Janie!!.....I'm wondering did he purposely lock the bedroom?.....wouldn't he have left it unlocked in expectation of his Wife joining him?!!

Mark
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Janie
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United Kingdom
8288 Posts

Posted - 11/08/2007 :  18:44:32  Show Profile Send Janie a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Mark

LOL again Janie!!.....I'm wondering did he purposely lock the bedroom?.....wouldn't he have left it unlocked in expectation of his Wife joining him?!!

Mark



You won't give up on this one, will you Young Mark?

Janie x53
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Mark
Sweet Inspiration



United Kingdom
3102 Posts

Posted - 11/08/2007 :  19:31:21  Show Profile Send Mark a Private Message
LOL!

Mark
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