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treking
Wasn't Born To Follow


United Kingdom
5727 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2007 :  10:12:47  Show Profile Send treking a Private Message
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin.

Why you don't ever see the headline PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY.

Why abbreviated is such a long word.

Why you have to click on START to STOP Windows.

Why the man who invests your money is called a BROKER!

What are your why's

Trek

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Mark
Sweet Inspiration



United Kingdom
3102 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2007 :  12:51:33  Show Profile Send Mark a Private Message
LOL!.....not too sure about my pale skin being darkened......I just Roast!

Why in a Supermarket when waiting in the queue to pay a Person in front always has a price query?

Why does it Rain when I'm wearing Seude shoes?

Why when when travelling on one of Britain's infamous Motorways, they're generally clear when you're not in a hurry, but if you've a Plane/Train to catch you're inevitably delayed?

Why when I'm away from Home and it's empty for a period of time do I wonder if I've left anything switched on?

That's all I can think of for now.....LOL!!

Mark
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher



United Kingdom
13792 Posts

Posted - 13/08/2007 :  09:02:24  Show Profile Send Carole R. a Private Message
Agree with all of the above.

..Why you can be waiting for ages and then TWO buses arrive at the same time.?

Why when you've got your brolly with you the day turns out beautifully, and when you forget the brolly it pours with rain.?

...Why they mow the grass on the school playing field during the six weeks holidays, and yet the grass was so long it was up to the childrens knees for Sports Day?..

...Why people rubber neck at the scenes of Motorway accidents, which usually creates long tail-backs.

...Why ten minutes after the window cleaner has been, it pours with rain?

Why I always manage to find the boxed drink without the straw?

...and the can without the opener attached?..

Carole xx
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Lindakron
Sweet Inspiration



Canada
2740 Posts

Posted - 13/08/2007 :  21:28:50  Show Profile  Send Lindakron a Yahoo! Message Send Lindakron a Private Message
I wonder why the drive-through bank machines contain braille numbers on the keypad.

Linda
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher



United Kingdom
13792 Posts

Posted - 13/08/2007 :  21:33:47  Show Profile Send Carole R. a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Lindakron

I wonder why the drive-through bank machines contain braille numbers on the keypad.

Linda



...*Stands back in amazement..*

Carole xx

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treking
Wasn't Born To Follow



United Kingdom
5727 Posts

Posted - 13/08/2007 :  22:34:51  Show Profile Send treking a Private Message
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains

Who tastes dog food when it has a new improved flavour

Why there isn't a mouse flavoured cat food

Trek

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sparkie
Wishing And Hoping



United Kingdom
647 Posts

Posted - 13/08/2007 :  23:42:43  Show Profile Send sparkie a Private Message
Here's a load more for your perusal : You must be logged in to see this link.

PS. I know why sheep don't shrink when it rains!!
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treking
Wasn't Born To Follow



United Kingdom
5727 Posts

Posted - 14/08/2007 :  20:28:59  Show Profile Send treking a Private Message
Some good ones there Bev.

Okay do tell why a sheep don't shrink in the rain--cause then I can apply the knowledge to my sweaters

Trek

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sparkie
Wishing And Hoping



United Kingdom
647 Posts

Posted - 14/08/2007 :  23:08:50  Show Profile Send sparkie a Private Message
As far as I know sheep don't shrink in the rain cos raw wool (ie. still on the sheep!) contains a certain amount of lanolin which therefore makes the wool pretty much water resistant!!

If your sweaters shrink in the rain does that mean you end up looking like you bought something a few sizes too small?!?!?
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marg
Sweet Inspiration



2686 Posts

Posted - 15/08/2007 :  09:42:48  Show Profile Send marg a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by treking

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains



LMAO Trekster!!

marg x
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Lindakron
Sweet Inspiration



Canada
2740 Posts

Posted - 16/08/2007 :  00:38:03  Show Profile  Send Lindakron a Yahoo! Message Send Lindakron a Private Message
I wonder how fruit like seedless watermelon manage to reproduce, don't they need seeds?

Linda
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treking
Wasn't Born To Follow



United Kingdom
5727 Posts

Posted - 18/08/2007 :  10:45:34  Show Profile Send treking a Private Message
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe

Trek

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