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bailesandjane
Wishing And Hoping
Australia
135 Posts |
 Posted - 29/03/2007 : 12:34:13
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There are loads of mother sayings. Comical or not, they have all left their mark. Ok folks, remind us all of our mums, poor things, as they struggled along with us    .
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 29/03/2007 : 12:44:31
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"If you fall, and break your leg , DON'T come running to me".. 
Cxx |
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marg
Sweet Inspiration
2686 Posts |
Posted - 29/03/2007 : 14:44:43
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Don't leave the door open! The flies are walking in!
I've had enough.I mean it this time! Next week,start looking for your own flat!
(10 years on) I've had enough! I mean it this time! Next week,start looking for your own flat!
What?!! You've finished dusting already! Did you move everything?
marg x |
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 29/03/2007 : 15:57:40
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"If you die... I'll kill ya"...
Cxx |
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treking
Wasn't Born To Follow
United Kingdom
5586 Posts |
Posted - 29/03/2007 : 18:51:36
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Have you changed your underwear in case you get run over?
In by 10 o'clock at the very latest at the weekend and 9 o'clock in the week--this when I was 16!!!
Trek
We are here for Dusty. |
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Sara
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
9066 Posts |
Posted - 29/03/2007 : 20:12:10
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"I have eyes in the back of my head" (I actually believed this too)
Sara x |
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bailesandjane
Wishing And Hoping
Australia
135 Posts |
Posted - 29/03/2007 : 21:27:36
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'I can read you like a book'
'God's punishment'
'Pull your shoulders back!'
jane x |
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TMAK
Wasn't Born To Follow
USA
5126 Posts |
Posted - 29/03/2007 : 22:03:33
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"If you read too much, you'll ruin your eyes." Maybe she was right on that one.
T |
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Sara
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
9066 Posts |
Posted - 29/03/2007 : 23:50:45
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Nobody ever told me that! I used to read loads when I was a kid and now I'm short sighted. And I'm sure that's why
Sara x |
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Janie
Administrator
United Kingdom
5973 Posts |
Posted - 30/03/2007 : 00:03:45
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'I'll swing for you my girl!'
'Keep your hand on your half penny! '
Janie  x53 |
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Katariina
Wishing And Hoping
Finland
637 Posts |
Posted - 30/03/2007 : 00:03:55
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"Someone gave you a black eye... well, what did you say to them???"
"If you drink and smoke, you´ll end up to be your father."
"Why can´t you eat onion? It has no flavour." (I wondered back then why do they eat stuff with no flavour).
"Do you want to kill me, that hairdo is awful!"
"What am I cooking for dinner? The footprints of Santa Claus."
But we loved each other and still do.
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 30/03/2007 : 12:25:46
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"Stop pulling your face, it'll stay like that!"..
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 30/03/2007 : 12:28:24
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Dustys Mum...From Lucy O' Briens book:
"Ingratitude will show on your face'
"The best things you can do, are for other people"...
When hurling a trifle across the room...
"You'll get it quicker, this way".. 
Carole xx |
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Vera
Administrator
United Kingdom
1493 Posts |
Posted - 30/03/2007 : 12:58:24
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"I'm sure one day you will find a nice man..."
"Yes, pure cooked collyflower IS a full dinner!"
"Don't pull faces - it gives you ugly wrinkels!"
"You know there are many typos in your diary!"
Vera x
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Lindakron
Sweet Inspiration
Canada
2672 Posts |
Posted - 30/03/2007 : 15:31:46
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quote:
Originally posted by treking
Have you changed your underwear in case you get run over?
Oh lord, that's hilarious!
My Mum actually DID give me the advice to shop around (and I'm glad she did!!)
She also said two things that I disagree with:
"Whatever you do, do it with speed" (unfortunately this wasn't in reference to throwing trifle)
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"Mealtimes are for eating"
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 30/03/2007 : 21:31:55
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'I know a little girl who has a little curl right in the middle of her Forrid (Forehead)
...and when she's good, she's very very good and when she's bad, she's horrid!'
Cxx |
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Sara
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
9066 Posts |
Posted - 31/03/2007 : 00:15:50
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"Oh, go and run round the garden ten times!"
I don't think my mother liked me very much!
Sara x |
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marg
Sweet Inspiration
2686 Posts |
Posted - 31/03/2007 : 02:14:57
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"#@!&*%+#&*@!" ... Maltese expletive.
"You should never have started shaving your legs.What's gonna happen if you ever go into hospital? You'll end up like a monkey"!!
marg x |
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Lindakron
Sweet Inspiration
Canada
2672 Posts |
Posted - 31/03/2007 : 02:42:05
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quote:
Originally posted by marg
"#@!&*%+#&*@!" ... Maltese expletive.
"You should never have started shaving your legs.What's gonna happen if you ever go into hospital? You'll end up like a monkey"!!
marg x
Oh... my....
those are both delightful... I can use my imagination...
My mother never told me to shave my legs, but I did, and I now have a premonition of generations to come if I have girls...
Why... why???
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 31/03/2007 : 10:35:40
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'I can see round corners"....
Cxx |
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2007 : 22:31:33
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if you eat your crusts(bread) your hair will grow curly...
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