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Janie
Administrator
United Kingdom
5971 Posts |
 Posted - 16/06/2007 : 08:41:47
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HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
1. Open a new file in your PC
2. Name it 'Housework'
3. Send it to the recycle bin
4. Empty the recycle bin
5. Your PC will ask you 'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?
6. Calmly answer, 'Yes' and press the mouse button firmly...
7. Feel better?
'Author' unknown 
Janie  x53
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2007 : 10:38:31
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The 'Author' is ME, Janie!...
The 'Unknown' Carole R xx |
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Sara
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
9066 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2007 : 11:52:05
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I need to clean the kitchen properly, but I can't cos of Spidie
Sara x |
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2007 : 22:54:02
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quote:
Originally posted by Sara
I need to clean the kitchen properly, but I can't cos of Spidie
Sara x
Well, THATS the best excuse I've heard all year!..
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Sara
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
9066 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2007 : 23:11:47
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Do you wanna adopt him?
Sara x |
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2007 : 23:17:52
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Yea...Send him over, in a matchbox!...
Carole xx |
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Sara
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
9066 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2007 : 23:26:38
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He wouldn't fit in a matchbox!
And, no way! He is MY Spidie
Sara x |
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Littlebylittle
Wishing And Hoping
United Kingdom
449 Posts |
Posted - 18/06/2007 : 20:14:34
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If a PC could clean my flat, I'd be very impressed. Could it also toddle off to the gym for me too?
Right now, I'm trying to get it to download a cd. It's so easy on a Mac, but I just don't get PCs. Help! |
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Lindakron
Sweet Inspiration
Canada
2672 Posts |
Posted - 19/06/2007 : 20:39:32
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7. Feel better?
YES!  I can think of a few things I'd like to click into oblivion.
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Rob
Something Special
United Kingdom
1101 Posts |
Posted - 20/06/2007 : 20:52:31
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Does this procedure help putting duvets into their covers? I hate this job beacause i'm hopeless at it and it never works out properly. A friend of mine says it's easy, you just put the four corners in and hey presto! Anyone else find it easy, or as hard as me, who often ends up inside the damn thing 
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Sara
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
9066 Posts |
Posted - 21/06/2007 : 23:16:04
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Find the two corners at the top and then shake it, that's the only way I can do it.
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