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Janie
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 07/08/2007 : 23:30:54
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Here's a laugh for you all. I was sitting here in my den about half an hour ago (11 pm), typing away as you do and the phone rang. Strange thinks I, that's my husband's mobile number and he's just gone to bed  .
A little voice down the phone says 'Jane, HELP, I'm locked in the bedroom!'
Well, a girl has to do what a girl has to do. Did I shoulder charge the door? Did I rip the architrave to bits? No, I took off the handle and wiggled the inner lock and hey presto......I no longer have a captive husband     .
btw the windows were locked and he didn't have a window key in the room with him....just as well I'm a handy little person, ain't it?
Janie  x53
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Sara
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
9066 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2007 : 23:37:18
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LMAO! How did he manage to get locked in?!
Well done you!
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/08/2007 : 23:41:34
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You could always have delivered some bread and water, in the morning!..
Bob the Builder watch out!... Janie The Joiner's about...
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Janie
Administrator
United Kingdom
5973 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2007 : 23:41:44
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Originally posted by Sara
LMAO! How did he manage to get locked in?!
Well done you!
Sara x
For some reason the inner bit of the lock had moved such that the catch wouldn't fully retract!! What a hoot
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Lindakron
Sweet Inspiration
Canada
2672 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2007 : 01:40:44
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That's hilarious Janie!!! Richard doesn't usually have his cell phone in the bathroom, but he's been known to take along his laptop. I'd probably get an email instead of a phone call. Congratulations on your new-found superpowers, I am quite impressed. And amused.
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Brian
Something Special
United Kingdom
1875 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2007 : 08:46:33
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quote:
Originally posted by Janie
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Originally posted by Sara
LMAO! How did he manage to get locked in?!
Well done you!
Sara x
For some reason the inner bit of the lock had moved such that the catch wouldn't fully retract!! What a hoot
Janie x53
A word of advice Jane - DON'T trust him with the key to your chastity belt!
W D 40
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Littlebylittle
Wishing And Hoping
United Kingdom
449 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2007 : 09:55:39
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Vera
Administrator
United Kingdom
1493 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2007 : 10:37:42
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lol good one Brian!
And Janie - what a story! You didn't take and pictures of the whole incident by any chance!!
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Janie
Administrator
United Kingdom
5973 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2007 : 13:00:06
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Originally posted by Vera
lol good one Brian!
And Janie - what a story! You didn't take and pictures of the whole incident by any chance!!
V x
Regrettably no pictures Vera!
I also hate to have to report that the notion of a key to my chastity belt is entirely irrelevant, Brian. The ENTIRE mechanism; lock, stock and barrel () completely rusted up many, many moons ago . Ah well, it comes to us all I suppose .
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Mark
Sweet Inspiration
United Kingdom
2703 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2007 : 17:31:46
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LOL again Janie!!.....I'm wondering did he purposely lock the bedroom?.....wouldn't he have left it unlocked in expectation of his Wife joining him?!!
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Janie
Administrator
United Kingdom
5973 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2007 : 18:44:32
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Originally posted by Mark
LOL again Janie!!.....I'm wondering did he purposely lock the bedroom?.....wouldn't he have left it unlocked in expectation of his Wife joining him?!!
Mark
You won't give up on this one, will you Young Mark?
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Mark
Sweet Inspiration
United Kingdom
2703 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2007 : 19:31:21
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LOL!
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