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treking
Wasn't Born To Follow

United Kingdom
5586 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2007 : 10:12:47

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin.

Why you don't ever see the headline PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY.

Why abbreviated is such a long word.

Why you have to click on START to STOP Windows.

Why the man who invests your money is called a BROKER!

What are your why's

Trek

We are here for Dusty.

Mark
Sweet Inspiration

United Kingdom
2703 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2007 : 12:51:33

LOL!.....not too sure about my pale skin being darkened......I just Roast!

Why in a Supermarket when waiting in the queue to pay a Person in front always has a price query?

Why does it Rain when I'm wearing Seude shoes?

Why when when travelling on one of Britain's infamous Motorways, they're generally clear when you're not in a hurry, but if you've a Plane/Train to catch you're inevitably delayed?

Why when I'm away from Home and it's empty for a period of time do I wonder if I've left anything switched on?

That's all I can think of for now.....LOL!!

Mark

Carole R.
Higher and Higher

United Kingdom
13245 Posts

Posted - 13/08/2007 : 09:02:24

Agree with all of the above.

..Why you can be waiting for ages and then TWO buses arrive at the same time.?

Why when you've got your brolly with you the day turns out beautifully, and when you forget the brolly it pours with rain.?

...Why they mow the grass on the school playing field during the six weeks holidays, and yet the grass was so long it was up to the childrens knees for Sports Day?..

...Why people rubber neck at the scenes of Motorway accidents, which usually creates long tail-backs.

...Why ten minutes after the window cleaner has been, it pours with rain?

Why I always manage to find the boxed drink without the straw?

...and the can without the opener attached?..

Carole xx

Lindakron
Sweet Inspiration

Canada
2672 Posts

Posted - 13/08/2007 : 21:28:50

I wonder why the drive-through bank machines contain braille numbers on the keypad.

Linda

Carole R.
Higher and Higher

United Kingdom
13245 Posts

Posted - 13/08/2007 : 21:33:47

quote:
Originally posted by Lindakron

I wonder why the drive-through bank machines contain braille numbers on the keypad.

Linda

...*Stands back in amazement..*

Carole xx

treking
Wasn't Born To Follow

United Kingdom
5586 Posts

Posted - 13/08/2007 : 22:34:51

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains

Who tastes dog food when it has a new improved flavour

Why there isn't a mouse flavoured cat food

Trek

We are here for Dusty.

sparkie
Wishing And Hoping

United Kingdom
524 Posts

Posted - 13/08/2007 : 23:42:43

Here's a load more for your perusal : http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Plains/6271/questnuz.html

PS. I know why sheep don't shrink when it rains!!

treking
Wasn't Born To Follow

United Kingdom
5586 Posts

Posted - 14/08/2007 : 20:28:59

Some good ones there Bev.

Okay do tell why a sheep don't shrink in the rain--cause then I can apply the knowledge to my sweaters

Trek

We are here for Dusty.

sparkie
Wishing And Hoping

United Kingdom
524 Posts

Posted - 14/08/2007 : 23:08:50

As far as I know sheep don't shrink in the rain cos raw wool (ie. still on the sheep!) contains a certain amount of lanolin which therefore makes the wool pretty much water resistant!!

If your sweaters shrink in the rain does that mean you end up looking like you bought something a few sizes too small?!?!?