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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 31/10/2006 : 14:07:04
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Mark Twain:
'Don't read medical books. You could die of a misprint'....
Bob Hope;
'Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle'..
George Burns;
'I got nervous when I was asked to play God..We're both around the same age, but grew up in different neighbourhoods'...
Got any? 
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13655 Posts |
Posted - 31/10/2006 : 15:49:09
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Julie Walters;
"Its the menopause, I've got my own climate".....
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13655 Posts |
Posted - 31/10/2006 : 15:59:59
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Victora Wood;
'In my day, we never got woken up by a Teasmade.
We were knocked up every morning by a man with a six foot pole..
..AND we weren't having hysterectomies every two minutes either, like the girls these days.'
If something went wrong down below, you kept your gob shut and turned up the wireless.....
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marg
Sweet Inspiration
2686 Posts |
 Posted - 01/11/2006 : 03:13:23
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There was no need to do any housework at all.After the first four years,the dirt doesn't get any worse... Quentin Crisp
Keep on truckin'... Robert Crumb
Please accept my resignation.I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member... Groucho Marx
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Janie
Administrator
United Kingdom
6060 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2006 : 09:29:50
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Jonathan Ross about Heather Mills-McCartney....
He described her as a 'fxxcking liar' and said 'I wouldn't be surprised if we found out she's actually got two legs'.
(Quoted from the Daily Mail Tuesday Oct 31 2006 p9)
Ouch!
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Sara
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
9295 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2006 : 11:49:34
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Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acids stain you, and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful, you might as well live - Dorothy Parker
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13655 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2006 : 14:50:29
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Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: "If I were your wife, I'd put poison in your tea"
Winston to Lady Astor: "If I were YOUR husband, Madam, I'd drink it.. !"
Nice one!
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13655 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2006 : 15:41:48
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Donald Rumsfeld;
'We do know of certain knowledge that Osama Bin Laden is either in Afghanistan, or some other country, or dead.....'
We can sleep easy knowing that, can't we??...
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TMAK
Wasn't Born To Follow
USA
5152 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2006 : 15:49:43
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"Why be difficult when, with a little effort, you can be IMPOSSIBLE!" - unknown
"I should have been a BEAR. Then everyone would EXPECT me to have hairy
legs, excess body fat and wake up growling!" - also unknown
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TMAK
Wasn't Born To Follow
USA
5152 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2006 : 12:53:55
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"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing
that helps is a glass of champagne." - Bette Davis
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TMAK
Wasn't Born To Follow
USA
5152 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2006 : 12:58:59
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Here's a few on FRIENDS:
"A friend gathers your scattered pieces and gives them back to
you in the right order."
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail. Your best friend
will be sitting there beside you, saying "Damn! That was FUN!!"
and one for us cyberspace friends -
"Wherever you are, it is your friends who make your world."
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13655 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2006 : 16:00:54
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Doris Day;
'The most frightening thing about middle age is that you'll grow out of it'...
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Sara
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
9295 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2006 : 23:59:42
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends" - Martin Luther King.
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Janie
Administrator
United Kingdom
6060 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2006 : 00:15:14
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quote:
Originally posted by TMAK
"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing
that helps is a glass of champagne." - Bette Davis
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I'll drink to that one!
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TMAK
Wasn't Born To Follow
USA
5152 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2006 : 14:33:41
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"If you follow all the RULES, you miss all the FUN!" - Katheriine Hepburn
"I don't say we all ougth to misbehave - but we ought to look
as if we could." - Oscar Wilde
"I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent." - Ashleigh Brilliant
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13655 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2006 : 22:38:25
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Oscar Wilde;
'An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young'
Katharine Hepburn;'
'If your'e given the choice between money and sex appeal, take the money.
As you get older, the money will BECOME your sex appeal...'
Cxx
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treking
Wasn't Born To Follow
United Kingdom
5667 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2006 : 23:21:21
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All I ask for is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there Superman, please save me.
Homer Simpson.
Trek
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Sara
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
9295 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2006 : 23:40:45
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LOL! Simpsons quotes are the best!
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ruthdavis
Wishing And Hoping
United Kingdom
733 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2006 : 23:58:00
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
"I'm a marvellous housekeeper - every time I leave a man I keep his house"
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13655 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2006 : 00:08:18
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LOVE IT!..
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TMAK
Wasn't Born To Follow
USA
5152 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2006 : 03:56:48
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Carole -
It sounds like Kate Hepburn and Oscar Wilde should be put on the
top of the list for the next Virtual Candlelight Supper, no?
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Who said that???
