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treking
Wasn't Born To Follow
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 05/11/2006 : 14:37:26
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2006 : 13:12:33
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'When the going gets tough, the tough get going'...
Billy Ocean. |
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marg
Sweet Inspiration
2686 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2006 : 13:20:23
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"Don't Worry - Be Happy"!!
Bobby McFerrin
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TMAK
Wasn't Born To Follow
USA
5126 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2006 : 17:33:33
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- To Senator John Kerry from National Guard soldiers from Minnesota.
Gotta LOVE that military humor.
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TMAK
Wasn't Born To Follow
USA
5126 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2006 : 23:48:36
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"Weighty" quotes -
"It's hard to be optimistic when your "fat" pants are tight."
"Inside me is a thin woman screaming to get out. I can usually
calm her with chocolate."
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TMAK
Wasn't Born To Follow
USA
5126 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2006 : 23:49:49
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"Old age ain't for sissies!" - Bette Davis
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't." - unknown
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Edited by - TMAK on 06/11/2006 23:51:09 |
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2006 : 13:25:02
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'Life is mainly froth and bubble,
Two things stand like stone,
Kindness in another's trouble,
..and courage in your own...'
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Janie
Administrator
United Kingdom
5971 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2006 : 13:47:14
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quote:
Originally posted by TMAK
- To Senator John Kerry from National Guard soldiers from Minnesota.
Gotta LOVE that military humor.
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I put this quote on the Quotes of the week thread, Chit Chat Lounge Forum....it is entirely relevant to Tere's photo
From Amanda Platell
''After Senator John F Kerry told Ameican students they have to study hard of they'll end up in Iraq, George Bush was incensed. He must apologise immediately, he said. 'Our troops are plenny brave and our troops are plenny smart'. Unlike their President''
(From Daily Mail 041106)
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2006 : 23:39:14
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'Life is what happens, when you're busy making other plans'
John Lennon.
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TMAK
Wasn't Born To Follow
USA
5126 Posts |
Posted - 10/11/2006 : 02:14:05
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"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the
quiet voice at the end of the day, saying 'I will try
again tomorrow'." - Mary AnnRadmacher
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treking
Wasn't Born To Follow
United Kingdom
5586 Posts |
Posted - 10/11/2006 : 20:36:18
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Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a big giant squirrel.
Does that make me a nut?
Unknown.
If all is not lost, where is it?
Unknown
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TMAK
Wasn't Born To Follow
USA
5126 Posts |
Posted - 10/11/2006 : 23:00:57
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"You can't have everything....where would you put it?" - Stephen Wright
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 10/11/2006 : 23:45:06
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" I used to be big headed...but NOW, I'm perfect..."
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Sara
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
9066 Posts |
Posted - 10/11/2006 : 23:46:25
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"I used to be indecisive but now I'm not sure"
I don't know who said it, it's on my fridge magnet
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treking
Wasn't Born To Follow
United Kingdom
5586 Posts |
Posted - 11/11/2006 : 12:18:35
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I think it was George Bush senior. Sara!
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Sara
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
9066 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2006 : 01:22:15
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 No it wasn't! Was it?!
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Rob
Something Special
United Kingdom
1101 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2006 : 02:00:08
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Tommy Cooper too, methinks
Some more from Tommy
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone
A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?" He said: "My chips are too hot."
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!
So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'"
"So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "break my arms."" -
"I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter." -
"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."" -
"And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said, 'Do you earn a living doing that?'. He said, 'Yes, this my livelihood'." -
Don't blame me!
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Carole R.
Higher and Higher
United Kingdom
13245 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2006 : 18:52:25
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Thanks Rob...The amazing Tommy Cooper..Wasn't he brilliant!
Those jokes are classic...
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TMAK
Wasn't Born To Follow
USA
5126 Posts |
Posted - 24/11/2006 : 23:36:00
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"To predict is difficult - especially about the future." - Chinese proverb
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TMAK
Wasn't Born To Follow
USA
5126 Posts |
Posted - 15/12/2006 : 14:32:32
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In 1899, the Director of the U.S. Patent Office assured
President McKinley that "everything that can be invented
has already been invented".
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Who said that???
