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Brian
Something Special
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 20/05/2008 : 20:16:20
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Two nuns were walking home when they realised they were being followed by a man.
'What shall we do Sister Logical'? said Sister Mary
'We must walk faster' came the reply
They did, but the man was catching them up...'What shall we do now'? Sister. 'We must run' said Sister Logical.
But the man could run faster and he was gaining on them
'I know' said Sister Logical - we will split up...'he can only follow one of us the'
Sister Mary made it safely to the convent, but it was over 30 minutes before Sister Logical arrived.
'What happened Sister'?.....'well he caught me, and the inevitable happened'. 'Oh Sister - what do you mean'?
'Well I hitched up my habit, and the man dropped his pants'
'Sister'!...'How could you'?
The reply came.................
'A Sister with her habit pulled up, can run a lot faster than a man with his pants down'!!
(BET YOU ALL THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DIRTY?)
Brian x
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Two nuns
Posted - 20/05/2008 : 22:17:32
